You prefer paper, I prefer trees.

I've decided that eBooks are to real books as Protestantism is to Catholicism in 16th century England. You're up against thousands of years of tradition, so a lot of people won't exactly be jumping on the bandwagon. So, I can't exactly hold it against those people who snootily say, "no thanks, I prefer REAL books."

God, I think of the weirdest shit sometimes.